fuck resume 

Your own personal list of men or women that you have had sex with.

Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."

fuck resume by sempre_giocoso December 14, 2013

résumé fuck 

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

résumé fuck by Mike Daly April 11, 2008

Resume Fuck 

A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.

"Yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume fuck. She's like twice my age AND a dime piece."

Resume Fuck by tHaKid September 14, 2014