fuck resume

Your own personal list of men or women that you have had sex with.

Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."

fuck resume by sempre_giocoso December 14, 2013

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résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

résumé fuck by Mike Daly April 11, 2008

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Resume Fuck

A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.

"Yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume fuck. She's like twice my age AND a dime piece."

Resume Fuck by tHaKid September 14, 2014

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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