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fuck ‘n flush
A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.
I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.
fuck ‘n flush by Aelana August 13, 2022
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fuck n fly
When you sleep with someone on impulse and immediately leave the situation, usually never speaking to the person again.
fuck n fly by loanerofwisdom October 17, 2008
Fuck 'n Roll
After having sex with a partner, it is customary for one to consent to at least some degree of minor cuddling and or intimate touching (spooning, caressing, hand-holding, sweet nothings etc.). The Fuck 'n Roll is when one partner forgoes the act of post-coital intimacy and simply rolls over and avoids any form of tenderness. The Fuck 'n Roll is often followed by a quick departure or snoring. While it is men who are predominantly guilty of committing a Fuck 'n Roll, some women have been known to commit this sexual faux-pas.
"Dude, were you big or little spoon after boning her?" "No way bro, I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll"
"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"
"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"
"That guy last night seemed so sweet, did you guys talk all night?" "No, the asshole Fuck 'n Rolled me!"
"Dude I pulled a Fuck 'n Roll, what are the chances she'll bone me again?"
Fuck 'n Roll by your wet spot May 1, 2010
fuck 'n' tuck
This morning I had to wake up extra early for work, but first I got in a fuck 'n' tuck with my sleeping girlfriend.
fuck 'n' tuck by candilandi August 25, 2009
Fuck n' Dump
Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass.
See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.
Fuck n' Dump by Muffin Johnsen November 23, 2006
Fuck N’ Go
Fuck N’ Go by .&:&3&83 March 4, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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