egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet

that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017

Taco Bell

When you shit all over the place

HOLY FUCK MAN WHAT HAPPENED?!
Taco Bell.

by .&:&3&83 February 04, 2018

K’d

When you send a really long and thoughtful message to someone and they reply with a K.

Guy 1: Hey how did your girl think of that valentine’s text you sent her?
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.

by .&:&3&83 March 23, 2018

Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...

Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!

by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019

Sharpen the Sword

Another phrase for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude

by .&:&3&83 July 07, 2018

Fuck N’ Go

To have sex with a random person that you will probably never see again

That guy doesn’t have a girl. When he meets up with someone, it’s just a Fuck N’ Go.

by .&:&3&83 March 03, 2018

April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie

Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that

by .&:&3&83 April 01, 2018