fuck lunch

a guy who prefers oral sex over any other because his dick's miniscule

I took that guy over there home last night and found out the hard way he's a fuck lunch.

by S. Reason July 13, 2007

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fucked lunch

Any company meal or outing you are forced to expense because your manager only carries Gooros.

That cock smuggler is on my board for 60 bucks now. That's 3 fucked lunches this week.

by rrod May 13, 2005

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The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

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The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

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A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up

by Meeshicorn September 06, 2016

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