fuck lunch 

a guy who prefers oral sex over any other because his dick's miniscule

I took that guy over there home last night and found out the hard way he's a fuck lunch.

fuck lunch by S. Reason July 13, 2007

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

Lunch Fuck by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

Lunch fuck friendly 

A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up

Your new place is totally lunch fuck friendly

Lunch fuck friendly by Meeshicorn September 6, 2016

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

Lunch Fuck by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox 

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox by kws53 May 13, 2011

fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckmuncher 

one who munches a fuck.

lacey, the fuckmuncher, munched jason and stephanie's fuck.

fuckmuncher by jared gordon guy September 26, 2009