(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-
burger coney
dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose
burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"
Man, that chick with black
thong is making me hungry ... for some loose
burger"
"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"