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when you wanna call someone a fucking cunt, but dont have time.

short form of someone who really pisses you off, for an number of reasons.
You are such a fuckunt Martha.

Dude, Charly, your MOMS a fuckunt....
fuckunt by Anonymous February 4, 2003

Fuckuntail 

A word used when you're expression anger towards something or someone who's being a douche. It's also a great way to win at scrabble.
1. You crazy kids get off my lawn. You lousy bunch of FUCKUNTAILS!

2. *puts on Napoleon Dynimite face* GAWD! Why're you such a fuckuntail?!

3.. Yes! 68 points! f-u-c-k-u-n-t-a-i-l!!! :D
Fuckuntail by MauveScarlett July 1, 2009
New Zealand Heavy metal band also known as banned
fuckunt by fuck - unt April 9, 2003
FUCKUNT is a grindcore band from croydon, england. we don't give a fuck what that band from new zealand think, we're probably better anyway.
"Stupid face, stupid clothes, stupid hair, stupid cunt. Why don't you just fuck off?":FUCKUNT-'Why don't you just fuck off?'
fuckunt by sam fuckunt December 28, 2005
the mixture between a fuck and a cunt
Dude, get your fuckunt outa my fridge 4 i beat the beJESUS outa your wifes husbands daughters lips
fuckunt by dinosaur December 12, 2003
When you're too lazy to write fucking cunt
My ex is a fuckunt
fuckunt by Dubiks January 7, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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