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hmm i like fucbj
fucbj by bitchesbenosey April 22, 2022
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Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.
Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.
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A common mispelling of Fuck, caused by the fact that the letter J is next to K on a typical QWERTY keyboard, And that the user may not be quite a good a typist as they thought they were.

It may also be possible that the user is illiterate.
what a stupid Fucjer
Fucj by worzelgummidge June 12, 2008

Fuckjuice Gargler 

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.
What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?
Fuckjuice Gargler by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

Fuckjobbing 

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
Fuckjobbing by MagickDio July 6, 2011
It's like Fuck but a little too far to the left
Bob: Hope you don't mind but I gave your thrid wife a good fucj yesterday David

David: Fuck*
Fucj by StickyBoi August 24, 2019
An orchestrated move in financial markets that results in heavy losses to active participants. The only side that wins during a fuckjob is the broker executing your orders.
Rob - "tough day trading...straight down, then straight up. very hard to get a read on what price wanted to do"

Johnny - "yes, what a total fuckjob"
fuckjob by rmkid March 4, 2019
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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