A "Fryer" is the best type of person around, he is kind nice and a good chef. If you know someone whose last name is a Fryer your the luckiest person in the world.
The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.
Dude, you got more fryer leavin's than french fries in your bag.
Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!
Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
Act of agreeing to do something fun with the guys (usually involves the strip club), then backing out at the last minute citing a vague excuse, when in reality his girlfriend has both cock blocked and pussy whiped him into hanging out with her. She'll usually make him do something lame like watch a Julia Roberts movie, hang out with her friends drinking coffee or watch TV in the basement.
Hey guys, we ready to hit the strip club? Good, hey wait, where's Pete? Ah hell no, hes gonna Fryer out on us.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.