Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you
Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.
"Beckita Beckitas frivalousa" are known for there love of all things glam and sparkly ,there display colours are bold and silky and are unusual in that they are largly nocturnal, they grace the coast of andalucia in the summer months and are not put of by human contact and can be often seen strutting there stuff at beach partys along the coast . During winter they migrate to northern europe settling mainly in the colder parts of united kingdom where still in full bloom seek out the warmer night spots. They tend to be very forward and once you have there trust can become a great friend. But beware they have a very naughty side to them.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!