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The word frumph is an emotional state of being for the older generation. It denotes a sour attitude with a glum look on life. Nothing is perfect and nothing will ever be how it used to be.

As a verb "frumph" which is a symbol of how their day went.

As a noun, "frumph" can sets their tone in which denotes posture and reaction in that state of frumphiness.
Doctor Johnson is such a frumph today.

I'm in such a frumph today. Nobody did anything I told them to!

Mr. Rodgers is such a frumphy person.
frumph by Frumph January 19, 2011
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someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles.
that bitch is so nasty i bet she is a frumph
frumph by bitenit May 4, 2009
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That poor woman can't see her own vagina when she looks in the mirror because, unfortunately, her frumph is hanging in front of it.
frumph by Kevin Flaherty February 26, 2008

Frumpy dyke 

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.
'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.
Frumpy dyke by riatoj December 26, 2021
*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!
It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.
Frumple by camper February 7, 2004

frump and dump 

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.
"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"
frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

frumpleskirt 

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished
person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you