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fruityaku

Fruityaku is a very cool tiktok user. Their content mainly consists of bsd. Their content always makes my day and I love them dearly and praise whoever the fuck owns this world that I'm mutuals with them. We should all love fruityaku. They're very amazing and loveable.
"Hey did you see FruityAku's new post?"

"Yeah, it was so cool! I love their content so much."

"Same here! I think they are truly amazing and deserve the world."
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fruityaku

fruityaku is an amazing person :)
Person: Hey, do you know who fruityaku is?
Me: Yes, they're a beautiful human being.
by Hisokas.left.toe.nail April 3, 2021
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Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
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fruitcakery

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
by colm12 January 2, 2015
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fruitcake

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
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fruitkake

Similar to bukake, it is the process at throwing fruit (any form, packaged or fresh) at a girl in the middle of a circle of guys (preferably 50+). Yelling FRUITKAKE while doing so is also preferred.

No tomatoes are allowed, since they are too controversial in the ethics of fruitkake
Lauren: omg gurfreind, i forgot my lunch, ima be so hungry after 4th period -__-

Gurrfriend: NAW bitch just sit in the middle of some boys, start some fruitkake, and you good to go!
by 2seckC4U September 15, 2010
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