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Fruitysperm 

Fruitysperm

/‘fr-oouuh-tēe sp-uurr-ehm’/

noun

a succesful spam page that likes to post tweets and tictacs alot

noun (2)

a known super homosexual gay boy from new yawk who likes nicki moonaj music plays roblox and coin master hates on iconic oomf stankpvssy bc they spell better than him (which is 100% true)
user 1: omg did u see fruitysperms new post?

user 2: yea i did ikr?? soooo relatable 😍
Fruitysperm by Adolf Hitlur June 27, 2021

fruitless 

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory
That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.
fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

fruitgasm  

1.to devour any fruits that's so overfuckingwhelming unbelievable sweet which simulates orgasms

2.to use pickle, banana or any fruit shaped like instruments to reach a orgasm
1.I cut that pineapple open yesterday and it's so frigging beautiful, I almost had a fruitgasm !!!

2.Gina tried to use ......(maybe I shouldn't have ..)
fruitgasm by sinny L April 23, 2009

Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.
Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."
Fruitastic by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009

fruity ass 

derogatory term for homosexual
Dave Bender is a fruity ass
fruity ass by Mook Larshall September 11, 2006

Fruitgasm 

When a piece of fruit is so juicy and amazing that you have and orgasm from the fruit. This can be achieved from inserting the fruit into the whole of your choice wether it be in the upper or lower regions.
Oh my holy fuck! Judy just had a Fruitgasm from that piece of watermelon!
Fruitgasm by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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