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It is the act of being a tight arse thinking that no one notices the behavior but in reality everyone sees you as a cheapskate
Ash is cool. But her friend is being way to fruel for my liking
fruel by Spik2222 August 16, 2022
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freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012
Winning a game very easily due to picking an overpowered class, facing bad opponents or anything else. Comes from League of Legends, where a player's skill used to be measured by Elo.
"glhf"
"glhf"
"Enemy Triple Kill!"
"gg, hope you enjoyed the freelo"
freelo by zen123332 October 14, 2013

frell me dead 

An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.
"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"
frell me dead by wordboy June 4, 2004

Frelshing 

Frelshing

Verb;

The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.

The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my Betty a good frelshing before tea, see?"

frelling 

The "F" word substitute for the TV series Farscape. Using "Frelling" allowed the characters to swear at will making it seem natural.

Farscape (1999–2003) is a science fiction television series, featuring a present-day astronaut who accidentally travels through a wormhole to a distant galaxy on the other side of the Universe.
Example - Your favourite coat has just been ruined by a stray shot from a pulse pistol. "Frell! You've destroyed my frelling favourite coat you frelling piece of dren (qv)"
frelling by John Creighton February 10, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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