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freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012
Winning a game very easily due to picking an overpowered class, facing bad opponents or anything else. Comes from League of Legends, where a player's skill used to be measured by Elo.
"glhf"
"glhf"
"Enemy Triple Kill!"
"gg, hope you enjoyed the freelo"
freelo by zen123332 October 14, 2013

frell me dead 

An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.
"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"
frell me dead by wordboy June 4, 2004

Frelshing 

Frelshing

Verb;

The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.

The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my Betty a good frelshing before tea, see?"

frelling 

The "F" word substitute for the TV series Farscape. Using "Frelling" allowed the characters to swear at will making it seem natural.

Farscape (1999–2003) is a science fiction television series, featuring a present-day astronaut who accidentally travels through a wormhole to a distant galaxy on the other side of the Universe.
Example - Your favourite coat has just been ruined by a stray shot from a pulse pistol. "Frell! You've destroyed my frelling favourite coat you frelling piece of dren (qv)"
frelling by John Creighton February 10, 2007