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Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.
Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.
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Feldman frotteurism 

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.
So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

frotteur 

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.
Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.
frotteur by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021
Someone who puts on a false personality, usually in an attempt to get laid, or make friends with people of a different clique. A fronter may also show things off that aren't theirs, such as their daddy's rolex, their best friend's whip, etc...
Dickhead: Did you see Sean chillin' with all those punk rock kids and listening to their music?

Douchebag: Yeah, he's such a fronter.
Fronter by KillerByte March 19, 2004

Fotnte bad mc gud 

"HAHA Get it so funi!! KEanu reeves wholesome 69 big chungus hahahaha fortnut bed mijecreft gud lololol!!!11😂😂🤣🤣
i am so funi!!!11!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂"

Says that redditard who can't respect games and judge them.
redditard 1: Fotnte bad mc gud hahah!!!! Me funni lololol!!11!
redditard 2:Fortnite - No life guy Minecraft -GODLY GIGACHAD OG
redditard 3: so i grew up with this *water bottle potion* and not this *chug jug*

yellow fronted brown backs 

A pair of ageing and rarely laundered scads.
"I took my grandma to see Tom Jones the other night. She got carried away and slung her Yellow Fronted Brown Backs at the poor sod..."