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fromatting 

A case where one’s afro hairdo becomes noticeably matted; this would be a specific case of a “bad hair day”. This word is a portmanteau of “afro” and “matting”.
Guy: yo dude your afro looks messed up
Guy with Afro: huh
Guy: it looks matted
Guy with Afro: yea its a legit fromatting problem
fromatting by Can Do Andrew January 7, 2016
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frotting 

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"
frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

Fratting 

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.
Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.
Fratting by RedButtons December 25, 2009

Frotting 

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.
"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.
Frotting by TreuMinkzx March 19, 2015

Froating 

A rare act involving the South American Tree Frog and several species of tree-dwelling simians in the South American jungles. By inserting some portion of its body, usually the prehensile tail or its phallus (this is dependant, to an extent, on the gender of the simian), into the mouth cavity of the frog, the monkey simultaneously demonstrates its dominance as well as its acceptance of its amphibian neighbor. The completion of this conjugal act is crucial to continuation of this odd symbiotic relationship, as the tree frogs will remove harmful insects from the monkey's environment and the monkey will act to distract or eliminate possible predators.

The act, first reported in 1892, is named in honor of Sir Curtis Matthews Froat, who provided a detail account of frog-simian relations in a report to the Royal Geographical Society follow his five year expedition to the Peruvian Amazon.

Today, the term is used in popular culture to discribe a dominant symbiotic relationship, wherein both participants derive a benefit, but one of parties clearly controls the nature and extent of the partnership. It is working it way into urban dialect, as it is being used in Chicago and Atlanta to depict pimp-whore, dealer-user, kingpin-dealer, and rapper-poser interactions.
Dude, T-Bus is froating Everett. Fucker shouldn't have taken his dope without paying the first!
Froating by Halc Forstner September 4, 2010

formatting nazi 

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.
I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.
formatting nazi by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

froasting 

Froasting

The name given to the condition when you are sick and simultaneously have chills and a fever. A portmanteau of the words freezing and roasting.
Dude, I'm frickin' froasting.
froasting by ahphotovideo September 25, 2010
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