flomitting

The passionate art of stuffing a funnel into an eager womans anus and vomitting into the funnel thus causing drunkness by toxic shock. Flomitt

'' Dude I went on a blind date with a stripper named glitch and we skipped the wine and candles and I went straight to flomitting her. She didnt even ask where I bought the funnel ''

by Ritualaesthetic October 5, 2013

flitting

mitching, skipping class

Friend: Why weren't you in maths?
Me: I was flitting

by rain_in_spain June 5, 2022

Flotting

The act of ejaculating into your hands and flicking it from the fingertips over someone.

Kate didn't usually partake in flotting, but as the spunk started to fly she found she was quite enjoying herself.

by Gruff100 September 6, 2014

Farmitting

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

by MessyG July 13, 2004

Fmitting

When things don't go your way, it is fmitting.

*internet goes out*
My internet is fmitting hard!

by THE COOL BUNNY April 22, 2021

Flotting

The act of pretending to not know what someone is talking about.

I can see that you are flotting. I know that you know what I am talking about

by WillisH October 26, 2012

fromatting

A case where one’s afro hairdo becomes noticeably matted; this would be a specific case of a “bad hair day”. This word is a portmanteau of “afro” and “matting”.

Guy: yo dude your afro looks messed up
Guy with Afro: huh
Guy: it looks matted
Guy with Afro: yea its a legit fromatting problem

by Can Do Andrew January 7, 2016