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The passionate art of stuffing a funnel into an eager womans anus and vomitting into the funnel thus causing drunkness by toxic shock. Flomitt

'' Dude I went on a blind date with a stripper named glitch and we skipped the wine and candles and I went straight to flomitting her. She didnt even ask where I bought the funnel ''

flomitting by Ritualaesthetic October 5, 2013

Words you can keep

flitting

mitching, skipping class

Friend: Why weren't you in maths?
Me: I was flitting

flitting by rain_in_spain June 5, 2022

Related Words

flomitting • flitting • Flotting • Farmitting • floriting • Fmitting • fromatting

Flotting

The act of ejaculating into your hands and flicking it from the fingertips over someone.

Kate didn't usually partake in flotting, but as the spunk started to fly she found she was quite enjoying herself.

Flotting by Gruff100 September 6, 2014

Farmitting

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

Farmitting by MessyG July 13, 2004

Fmitting

When things don't go your way, it is fmitting.

*internet goes out*
My internet is fmitting hard!

Fmitting by THE COOL BUNNY April 22, 2021

Flotting

The act of pretending to not know what someone is talking about.

I can see that you are flotting. I know that you know what I am talking about

Flotting by WillisH October 26, 2012

fromatting

A case where one’s afro hairdo becomes noticeably matted; this would be a specific case of a “bad hair day”. This word is a portmanteau of “afro” and “matting”.

Guy: yo dude your afro looks messed up
Guy with Afro: huh
Guy: it looks matted
Guy with Afro: yea its a legit fromatting problem

fromatting by Can Do Andrew January 7, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026