frithiof

A skandinavian word for old and boring.
Usually likes history and other boring stuff

Happy 90th birthday! you're a Frithiof now

by Dude no. Awesome October 10, 2011

frithiof

old dude with REALLY bad breath!

Don't get too close frithiof

by Dude no. Awesome October 10, 2011

Fritiof

Fritiof has a realy big dick, he likes to play games and getting very angry. he is a nice person who always think about people, he has a lot of friends and sadly getting bullied from his brother.

ohh thats a fritiof, he is so nice!

by artifacts_smart December 6, 2019

Frithjof

Frithjof is a norwegian word for someone with an abnormaly large head. It can also be used of a person whose bodily functions mimic that of a machine.

"Hey, Frithjof, your head won't fit in there."

-"Dude, look at that guy dancing, he's a dancing machine."
-"Total Frithjof!"

by David F. Attenborough January 12, 2011

Fritiof

A greedy old boring Swedish person. This article is not about a specific person, it describes all people that are called Fritiof.

Me: Hi!
Other person: Hi!
Fritiof: YOU ARE ALL SCOUTS!!! Back off or I'll punch you from the back! *Mumbles* "Stupid scouts."

by HannesSkola November 6, 2019

fritiof

Fritiof is a gym lad. Short and simple he could lift everything and anything. A man who is fantastiskt at pleasuring women. He is always the star of the party

"I saw a man lifting 500 lbs earlier. He must have been a Fritiof"

"Man Fritiof at the party yesterday was so goddamn funny as usual"

by Dat big man December 12, 2016

Frithjof

A Frithjof is a chick magnet who gets all the puss. mess with Frithjof and he calls up his homies to hunt you down. A frithjof usually gets around 700 dms from street hoes every minute.

guy 1 : hey man do you know Frithjof?

guy 2: yeah he just stole my girl.

guy 1: feelsbadman, he just fucked my mother

by pu$$ydestroyer69 April 23, 2018