Fritiof has a realy big dick, he likes to play games and getting very angry. he is a nice person who always think about people, he has a lot of friends and sadly getting bullied from his brother.

ohh thats a fritiof, he is so nice!

Fritiof by artifacts_smart December 6, 2019

Frithjof

Frithjof is a norwegian word for someone with an abnormaly large head. It can also be used of a person whose bodily functions mimic that of a machine.

"Hey, Frithjof, your head won't fit in there."

-"Dude, look at that guy dancing, he's a dancing machine."
-"Total Frithjof!"

Frithjof by David F. Attenborough January 12, 2011

Fritiof

A greedy old boring Swedish person. This article is not about a specific person, it describes all people that are called Fritiof.

Me: Hi!
Other person: Hi!
Fritiof: YOU ARE ALL SCOUTS!!! Back off or I'll punch you from the back! *Mumbles* "Stupid scouts."

Fritiof by HannesSkola November 6, 2019

fritiof

Fritiof is a gym lad. Short and simple he could lift everything and anything. A man who is fantastiskt at pleasuring women. He is always the star of the party

"I saw a man lifting 500 lbs earlier. He must have been a Fritiof"

"Man Fritiof at the party yesterday was so goddamn funny as usual"

fritiof by Dat big man December 12, 2016

Frithjof

A Frithjof is a chick magnet who gets all the puss. mess with Frithjof and he calls up his homies to hunt you down. A frithjof usually gets around 700 dms from street hoes every minute.

guy 1 : hey man do you know Frithjof?

guy 2: yeah he just stole my girl.

guy 1: feelsbadman, he just fucked my mother

Frithjof by pu$$ydestroyer69 April 23, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026