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Adam.W sqeezes ur ass
"wow scouts is boss"
"hey that Adam.w squoze my ass"
"you just got glazed like a doughnut, then donkey punched!!! HaHaHa!!"
scouts by chris handmedown August 14, 2008
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The tiny but very potent farts released in the minutes prior to actually pooping
Like a general sending recon units to survey the battlefield ahead, so too does the mighty poop send its airborn scouts forward to clear the way.
scouts by pennyloafer August 25, 2006
A word that is used to prove you are not lying, you cannot lie "on" scouts.
bruv, i got differently licked last night and barebacked an absolute horror show, she was on tho so i blooded her and then she puped smelly smelly one time bruv then she was wilin out so i licked that bitch scouts bruv
Scouts by the mole 87 May 4, 2009
A bunch of children dressed like stupid people, led by stupid people dressed like children.
scouts are kids dressed like mentally impaired people. there leaders are, mentally impaired people dressed like kids.

"woah, whats that beeping noise," "i think it's YA MOM."
scouts by kirstins the best October 6, 2007
Characters of the Naruto anime series.
Naruto characters aren't ninjas, they're actaully scouts.
scouts by Chris Falcon January 2, 2008

scouts honor 

fingering a girl with three fingers while outdoors.
Hayden: yo Jake I totally scouts honored Johns girl last night
Jake: that's live bro
scouts honor by J O :D June 1, 2016

Scouts Oath

When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"
I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath

Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time
Scouts Oath by SpinachTurtle December 2, 2020
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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