Frimp

The tapered, pointy end of a long turd.

Dude, you've gotta come see this turd I just laid out -- that frimp is sharp enough to kill a vampire!

by HTSMetal October 20, 2014

frimp

when one is a simp, but in a friend way/a platonic simp

“darn i need some more pencils :(“
“you can have some of mine :)”
“YOURE SUCH A FRIMP!!!”

by rebecca-so-rad April 04, 2021

Frimp

A word that truly means anything you want it to. It is the absolute epitome of silly.

dude that was totally frimp moment.

by frimp god October 18, 2021

Frimping

Primping for the middle aged - combined frump with primp.

Argh, my daughter in law is coming, I guess I'd better spend some time frimping."

by Bitsofluff August 19, 2022

Frimping

Friend simping; the act of obsession over a being someone’s friend that you simp over them in a non sexual don’t wanna fuck but wanna be besties way.

I’m frimping over justin Bieber so hard, I wanna be his friend so bad

by Youreapieceofshit October 01, 2020

Frimping

Being beyond pimping, meaning Freaking Pimping

Your Grandma is on facebook, thats frimping!

by BINA27 December 12, 2009

frimp

To pinch or stroke someone's elbow lovingly, perhaps even sensually.

Stop frimping me! It turns me on too much!

by funkynose December 15, 2005