Frimping

Friend simping; the act of obsession over a being someone’s friend that you simp over them in a non sexual don’t wanna fuck but wanna be besties way.

I’m frimping over justin Bieber so hard, I wanna be his friend so bad

by Youreapieceofshit October 1, 2020

Frimping

Primping for the middle aged - combined frump with primp.

Argh, my daughter in law is coming, I guess I'd better spend some time frimping."

by Bitsofluff August 19, 2022

Frimping

Being beyond pimping, meaning Freaking Pimping

Your Grandma is on facebook, thats frimping!

by BINA27 December 12, 2009

Framping

Constant activity resulting in very little progress due to methanphetamine use.

Jane was out framping in the shop all night

by G1ng3rsnap August 28, 2018

Frimpong

The most awesome person you'll ever meet. A near mystical being who combines good humor, sensitivity and pure muscle mass in one earth-defying body.

Girl A: Oh My God!! Who's the hottie by the bar?
Girl B: I Don't Know, but he looks like a total frimpong.

by Word-^_^-Up June 17, 2011

Frimponged

Opposite of Dench.

Something you say when you go for pre-drinks but don't make it out. "Mate, I saw you last night - you were completely frimponged!"

When you lost a fight or other competitive sport.

Another word to explicitly describe Aiden Gregory.

"Stay dench or get frimponged"

Mate, I was going for a left hook on this dude, but his mate got me first and then I got frimponged.

"Did you see the United, Arsenal game?"
"No, but I hear Arsenal got frimponged!"

by Rehabilitated Bloke February 24, 2013

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008