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fridgeon

1.Fridgeon:
a cross between a pidgeon and a refrigerator. Can't fly very well for obvious reasons. Some ignorant fools do not believe in its existence, but the almighty fridgeon lord will slaughter them and their children!!!!

2. Fridgeon: random, made up insult.
1. "Whoa! Look at that fridgeon! I think it's lung collapsed!"
"no you idiot that's where it pours water into your cup".

2. "You frikking fridgeon!" or "You fridging fridgeonite!"
by Fridgeon Overlord April 22, 2005
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fridgeon

A person who can't help checking what there is in the fridge to snack on, often someone else's fridge and always someone else's food or drink. Fridgeons can be identified in a room by the guilty look on their face when confronted by the angry owner of the consumables or their tendency to stop chewing when asked "what are you eating?"
I don't think you can blame the dog this time dear, not unless he's figured out how to use ziplock freezer bags and ring-pull cans - that has all the signs of a teenage "fridgeon".
by rippenburn May 12, 2024
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Fridgenjitus

A persons addiction to opening the refrigerator, although the person(s) does not feel hunger. they just have curiosity to whats inside the fridge
Sam: *opens fridge* *looks around* *closes fridge*

mom: "son, you have a sure case of fridgenjitus!"
by Ninethousand February 19, 2009
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Fridgeanda

A cool and refreshing refridgerator stuffed inside a soft and cuddly panda bear. (Not a real Panda of course!!)
I like to store my chocolate milk and bologna in my fridgeanda.
by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
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Fridgenite

yo wanna fridgenite tonight?
by Charlie0020 May 5, 2021
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fridgeoven

The 'Fridge-Oven', also known as the 'Loaferiser' and the 'Bloody Useless Contraption', originated from the stupid mind of Ben Watkins (now deceased, due to a malfunctioning FridgeOven.

The FridgeOven itself comprises of one momumental chamber. This chamber includes useful racks to keep food elements hot or cold. It should be known to first-time buyers that a 240 X 10(456) electrical power supply is required to power a FridgeOven; likewise, it also requires general upkeep and diesel refuelling every 47 seconds or so.

Two Formula1 engines power the concept behind the FridgeOven; one provides temperatures plummeting below Absolute Zero, whilt the latter provides a simulation of the earth's core, when the unit is required for cooking purposes. The two engines, each providing noise levels exceeding 379 decibels, constantly cancel eachother out, therefore providing no actual cooking or cooling power whatsoever. However, i does come with a stylish Loaftanium casing, which was especially invented to make this contraption safe.

The only flaw of the FridgeOven is the occasional engine failure which, depending on which ending as failed, will either cause another Ice Age, or a climate change to that of the planet Mercury.

The FridgeOven is now retailing at all retailers with no common sense, at the RRP of £245 billion.
"Just make sure not to open the door to the FridgeOven while it is in operation" -FridgeOven manual
by PiG30|\| December 10, 2004
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Fridgen

I fridgen stubbed my toe!!
by 5happy July 14, 2018
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