freundism

A genetic mutation that makes someone wake up between 3:30am and 4:00am and doesn't let them fall back asleep no matter how much sleep they got the night before and no matter what their plans are for the day

Person A: Why are you awake so early?

Person B: I have freundism, and I can't fall back asleep.

by pbrandt09 September 20, 2015

frundish

being a fiend, doing something in excess, showing animal like qualities

"OMG you just ate 76 hot dogs, that was frundish of you

by Billy Bob November 14, 2004

freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

friendism

Prejudice against non-friends.

Be careful, unjustified friendism in business relations may destroy your company.

by vanyatka October 27, 2010

freundster

1) a term used to define one who transcends mere friendship but for whom the labels boyfriend, girlfriend, and partner would be inappropriate
2) a very intimate friend both emotionally and physically, but one who does not fit the traditional concept of a relationship

Bob: After Ashley and I went to the play, we had a long talk, a cup of coffee and a quickie
John: So, are you two dating?
Bob: No. She's my fruendster.

by kekich August 28, 2004

freundschaft+

It's the German meaning for a best Friend,who is more than just a Friend. He/She will fuck you,kiss you,and other Dirty Things,WITHOUT being your Girl or Boyfriend.

Wir sollten eine Freundschaft+ Beziehung führen

by SugarDust19 October 26, 2018

Friendism

A disorder where you just want to be friends with everyone. You will make your self a idiot to be friends with everyone.you will make your self broke to people please.

Friendism is the worst

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 29, 2019