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Freshmeat
1. A freshman on their way into high school. Sometimes in a more urban school if you're seen in the hallway and it's known that you're a freshmen, the upperclassmen with yell "freshmen" to freshman to exclaim that they're new, fresh, and are easy targets for bullying since they aren't as experienced around the school.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
High Schoolers on the first day of school
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?
Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?
Prison guys
Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?
David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in
Freshmeat by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 31, 2011
freshmeat
a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.
Freshmeat
When one rant just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.
When one feeble rejoinder just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.
When your rusty bullet hole aches for action, you need...Freshmeat.
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When one feeble rejoinder just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.
When your rusty bullet hole aches for action, you need...Freshmeat.
{Freshmeat is avaiable from all good stockists. Follow instructions with care!}
Freshmeat by Harry Abzu September 21, 2006
Freshmanjr
A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.
Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"
Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"
Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"
Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"
Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"
Freshmanjr by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010
Freshman
A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.
Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!
Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!
Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!
Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!
Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!
Freshman by Avobiwonkenobi September 8, 2013
freshmen freak-out
when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.
Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.
freshmen freak-out by hugmonsta May 11, 2010
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