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Brewin' a fresh pot 

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.
"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."

Fresh Pots 

Dave Grohl's favorite bevarage. Supposedly a fresh pot of coffee. Though no one except him really does know its true meaning.
Joshua Homme: Dave, you want some coffee?
Dave Grohl:Yeah, make it FRESH POTS!

Doubel frash potion 

Doubel frash potion is the perfect word to put in any sentance, It's sort of a icebreaker when your out of words. whenever your in a crisis you can always just scream Doubel frash potion and depending on what is happening to you it will always counter it.
Oh shit there is a very scary dude in front of me!
Doubel frash potion!

Freshpotted 

When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
Freshpotted by Lickmi Hymen January 1, 2019