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Fresh Bobber 

To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.
Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.
Fresh Bobber by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Frosh Bobber 

The traditional occurrence of a Dressing Gown Bobber except that the Frosh Bobber is exclusively associated with the a homosexual male Frosh sporting the "semi".
After sipping on his cup of Earl Grey and reflecting upon the Handy he received from his neighbor the night before, Steven found himself sporting a Frosh Bobber in his night shirt and enjoyed the experience by parading around on his balcony in front of his neighbors.
Frosh Bobber by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016