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Even though Camilla wasn't French, she certainly had some French Doors under her French Knickers

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French door knob

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.

Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

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Sliding a woman's panties to the side instead of removing them, prior to a sexual act.

I pulled her skirt up, opened her french door, and went to town!

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When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

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A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.

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