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freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Fredelyn 

She is a beautiful lady with a heart. She deals with different people genuinely. She loves to help children who are hunger and let them feed in their home. Many people adored her personality because she is easy to deal with, easy to ask for help and easy to talk with. She is a blessing to many. She may be a good person but she's not into abusive people and once her family will be threatened by other people, she will going to fight no matter what as long they are in the right position.
Blessed to have a Fredelyn in my life💕
Fredelyn by Abdiel Abijah June 7, 2021

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

Freelance Campaigner 

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
Freelance Campaigner by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Sluggy Freelance 

The greatest webcomic on the face of the earth. Associated with phrases like 'is it not nifty' and 'worship the comic'. located at www.sluggy.com
Sluggy Freelance by Alecat June 25, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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