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1. To enjoy life on your own terms, relationship-less.
2. To not be held down by some inconsiderate asshole that will most likely dump you for some hoe.
UY:Hey little mama, you single?
RL:Oh, I'm freeeee.
UY:Huh?
RL:I DONT NEED NO MAN TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
freeeee by Lolasita March 18, 2008
Words you can keep

Freeeee Beeeeeg 

When the cost (whether it be physical or emotional) can be justified by the fact that the item/ experience comes with the promise of a free bag or another comparable tangable item.
I was appauled by the performance of Papa Roach, but at least it came with a freeeee beeeeeg.
Freeeee Beeeeeg by Freee beeeg March 1, 2025

Freeeee Beeeeeg 

When the cost (whether it be physical or emotional) can be justified with the promise of a free bag or any other comparable tangible item.
The performance by Papa Roach was appalling, but at least it came with a freeeee beeeeeg.
Freeeee Beeeeeg by Freee beeeg March 2, 2025
A very cute and funny girl who can be found In the northern parts of Sweden. She enjoys taking pictures and buying clothes, especially shoes. She likes music such as John Mayer and Coldplay. It's also a very common nickname for Frida.
- Damn! that hot girl has been swappin' her mastercard for shoes all day.

- Yeah, I bet her name Is Frida. I love them Freegee's.
Freegee by addich August 6, 2009
When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.
Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.
Freebee by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013
When Freelancer gets annoyed. When something happens that is usually minor, but he gets triggered anyway.
My buddy left a game running overnight, and it inflated his game time. The FreeRee was real.
FreeRee by RvB Caboose August 20, 2019

Oooof! I feeeeeel that! 

when you FEEEEEELLL something to your core. try to add an emotional aspect to it, like when you say the ‘oof’ try to really pop off, emotionally. make sure your voice shakes/tremors a bit, and try to put a hand on your heart.
“Man, my dad has a crush on his brother. and i’m pretty sure he’s feetyfeet addicted :(“
“ Oooof! I feeeeeel that!”
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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