When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.
Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!
Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.
Dan: it took a short time!
Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.
by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013
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Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
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A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
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could be aything from a sample of shampoo to sweets sweetcollect music or anything at all.
could be aything from a sample of shampoo to sweets sweetcollect music or anything at all.
by MrW January 18, 2005
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The soccer mom went to McDonalds and bought a happy meal for your unhappy son. Inside the bag, the child found a freebie.
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