Freebee 

When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.

Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.

Freebee by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013

Freebee from God 

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

Freebee from God by Whickerbook February 5, 2015

freebie list 

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

freebie list by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008

methane freebie 

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014

freebies 

when you get something for free
could be aything from a sample of shampoo to sweets sweetcollect music or anything at all.

one good source of free stuff is www.talkfreebies.com

freebies by MrW January 18, 2005

freebie 

1. something one gets for free 2. something one obtains without asking 3. a complimentary item received in most happy meals

The soccer mom went to McDonalds and bought a happy meal for your unhappy son. Inside the bag, the child found a freebie.

freebie by Ixy July 29, 2003

freebie 

A product being given away for free. Usually as a promotional sample.

www.magicfreebies.co.cc update their site with 8 new freebies every day. You will get something new in the mail every day if you sign up with them. Awesome.

freebie by mr evans was here November 22, 2009