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Verb: Behavior exhibited by recently divorced men that are not heartbroken. Typically involves loads of sex and the discovery or rediscovery of online dating apps. A man that has freed his cock from monogamy. Means he is getting a lot of sex from different women with no emotional attachment. Freecocking males typically do their best to keep their dicks wet 24/7.
Noun: Man that is very promiscuous as a result of unemotional divorce.

Floyd is freecocking.

Mike is a freecock

freecock by non smoking norseman February 13, 2019

Words you can keep

Robert morgan freecock

Faget dick bitch

Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.

Robert morgan freecock by Cagalon February 15, 2020

Related Words

freecock • freecocking • freecocky • Robert morgan freecock • Freelocked • free lock

freecocking

Cocking freely in the wind.

I'm heading over to Peter's for some good ol' freecocking.

freecocking by skypromise January 24, 2012

freecocky

The stupidity of french people, particularly those who happen to be in an English speaking country.

French guy: "Hey I just invented a new sandwich"
Normal: "Yeah?"
French guy: "Yeah it has white bread!"

The word freecocky can be used to describe the French guy in the example.

freecocky by personattackedbyfrenchmen January 18, 2012

Freelocked

Locking in for a free gift

Yo bro someone asked me to beat them in mario cart and in return i get a new PC so i freelocked and beat him

Freelocked by Akkaru July 31, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026