cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 16, 2011

COCKING

abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo

whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”

by goobie! April 1, 2023

Cocking

Cocking is when a person just exists for sex and in their downtime scream and yell.

p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee

by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020

cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc

gross the fag is cocking the teacher

by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004

Cocking

Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.

Nikki's boyfriend was not satisfying her enough therefore a cocking was in order.

by Senior Waiter November 2, 2010

Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.

Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.

by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010

Cocking

when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.

lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night

by John P. Diddy March 6, 2013