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No-Hands-Freeby 

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.
*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."
No-Hands-Freeby by heyschmexy September 15, 2011
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When you realise you're never going to sell any of your shit on ebay and you're reduced to giving it away
Stewie: Set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! Oh no!
Brian: Dude- you couldn't even FREEBAY that shit

Peter: I've beeen admiring your hairpiece all morning, it looks so authentic .....
Joe: I've decided to embrace my baldness, gonna sell this on Ebay
Peter: nah, how bout I freebay it off your hands right now dude?
Freebay by Fashfan September 3, 2010

freebuying 

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.
“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”
freebuying by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019
(Also pronounced freebie) A word uttered by an essex girl when one of her regular customers has earnt a 'free ride' on the 'horse'.
"ohmygoddd!larst tyme was lyk-the 100th tyme uv paid for ma services lyk, ohmygodd lyk u deserve a freebay like...."
freebay by freekay March 3, 2008

Freeby nordgit

New shit. This was an inside joke. It means you're gay
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FREEBY NORDGIT
A person, Most likely a young adult who is a hefty criminal or menace. Primarily hated by many.
Darn it that freeboy. He broke my car's windshield...
Freeboy by rayebet May 9, 2024