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Free Chicken 

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.
For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.
Free Chicken by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020
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free chicken dinner 

Describes someone's abilities as inept.

Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".
Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.
free chicken dinner by iluvmako December 4, 2011

do you want free chicken nuggets 

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you
tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

Free Range Chicken Skinning 

A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.

Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.
Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!
Free Range Chicken by Alaska Dave January 11, 2011

free-range chicken 

A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.
There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.
free-range chicken by homofield April 13, 2013

"free range chicken" theory of business

A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
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