Definitions by iluvmako

blonde leading the blind 

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

blonde leading the blind by iluvmako December 27, 2011

free chicken dinner 

Describes someone's abilities as inept.

Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".

Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.

free chicken dinner by iluvmako December 4, 2011

like the palm of his hand 

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.

Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.

like the palm of his hand by iluvmako December 4, 2011

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

tree surgery by iluvmako December 28, 2010

rain man

To throw a fit, making noises and slapping ones self about the head.

If they don't have my food done soon, I'm gonna go all rain man on their ass.

rain man by iluvmako December 28, 2010