free chicken dinner

Describes someone's abilities as inept.

Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".

Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.

by iluvmako December 04, 2011

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

rain man

To throw a fit, making noises and slapping ones self about the head.

If they don't have my food done soon, I'm gonna go all rain man on their ass.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

like the palm of his hand

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.

Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.

by iluvmako December 04, 2011