scratchy2868's definitions

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2015

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

Slush

Slut+Lush

That girl is a crazy Slush

by scratchy2868 August 7, 2021