scratchy2868's definitions

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2015

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018

ReCocked

Version of shampoo effect.

I woke up this morning and started getting ReCocked.

by scratchy2868 July 30, 2018

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020