fratification
fratification by fagg0tirl August 6, 2021
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sexual gratification
Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
sexual gratification by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020
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Frannification
The process of rapidly increasing the size of your waist and booty making one have a pear shaped body and having fat rolls busting out of pants.
Also known as "Lap Sap Hai Gor Che Meh Seung"
Also known as "Lap Sap Hai Gor Che Meh Seung"
Frannification by gs4lyfe April 3, 2009
delayed gratification
withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
Farmification
The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.
Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.
Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.
Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.
Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.
Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009
instant gratification monkey
An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
gratification
gratification by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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