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Farmification 

The process of a football league slowly becoming a one team league and resembling a "Farmer's League."
Harry Kane or Haaland signing for Manchester City would be the farmification of the Premier League.
Farmification by Footark December 26, 2021

faggification 

The compulsory indoctrination of society, telling us that homosexual behavior is normal, acceptable and desirable.
Dwight: "I have to attend a 'sensitivity' seminar just because I refused to ride on the company's float in the Gay Pride Parade."

Jim: "Welcome to the faggification of America."
faggification by Poppy McFoppy March 27, 2015

famification 

The lust to coin words on Urban Dictionary for beer bragging rights at pubs and church gatherings. famous + ication = famification pronounced "FAYE muh FI kay shun
Nearly on the brink of suicide, writer's block caused Chris Yandall to submit an urban dictionary request to cannonize the word famification in hopes that other contributors will attempt to famificate themselves by getting published. All contributors seek famification to be have their word published on urbandictionary!
famification by cYask8 January 29, 2009

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify
Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!

Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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