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Farmification 

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.
I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.
Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009
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Farmification 

The process of a football league slowly becoming a one team league and resembling a "Farmer's League."
Harry Kane or Haaland signing for Manchester City would be the farmification of the Premier League.
Farmification by Footark December 26, 2021

faggification 

The compulsory indoctrination of society, telling us that homosexual behavior is normal, acceptable and desirable.
Dwight: "I have to attend a 'sensitivity' seminar just because I refused to ride on the company's float in the Gay Pride Parade."

Jim: "Welcome to the faggification of America."
faggification by Poppy McFoppy March 27, 2015

famification 

The lust to coin words on Urban Dictionary for beer bragging rights at pubs and church gatherings. famous + ication = famification pronounced "FAYE muh FI kay shun
Nearly on the brink of suicide, writer's block caused Chris Yandall to submit an urban dictionary request to cannonize the word famification in hopes that other contributors will attempt to famificate themselves by getting published. All contributors seek famification to be have their word published on urbandictionary!
famification by cYask8 January 29, 2009

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify
Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!

Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.