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Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

franknatorboy 

He is the coolest superhero ever. All the chicks love him. The boys want to be him.

MOB 070
Fuck die chimey's with franknatorboy
franknatorboy by bazzz1512 August 24, 2016

frankfurger 

A hamburger or cheeseburger shaped to resemble a hotdog and served in a hotdog roll. Frequently made when you have an overabundance of hotdog rolls.
I didn't have room for dessert because I had 3 awesome frankfurgers with all the fixings.
frankfurger by battags July 18, 2009

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

frankation 

To purposely avoid contact with a friend for a certain period of time.
If you want to know why we didn't call you from Las Vegas, it is because we needed a frankation from you.
frankation by PasadenaMike July 13, 2009

franktastic 

To experience something so profoundly wonderful words can rarely explain it.
Betty: Well Gladys what did you think of that protein shake?
Gladys: It was Franktastic
franktastic by Sideswipe December 12, 2006