KaiGKempferEsq.'s definitions

His Ass Is NOT Duc

Referring to an individual who is NOT janitor “Duc” at Keller Central High School.

*janitor who is NOT Duc walks into a room* “Oh my days! His ass is NOT Duc!!” patrick winslow sylvester said.

by KaiGKempferEsq. December 6, 2022

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.

“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

by KaiGKempferEsq. October 2, 2022