by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007
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"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
by 890 December 31, 2008
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A nonsense word invented by a radio comedian of the 1940s, meaning a (usually technical) part of some machine or device that he didn't really understand or know the proper name for.
by Neil Harrington January 19, 2008
Get the framistat mug.A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018
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by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020
Get the fanistons mug.Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.
"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015
Get the Fanistons mug.The manner displayed through the entirety of a day in which a Frank, out-Franks all bystanders with tremendous success and poise.
By drinking that whole bottle of vodka on saturday morning, Frank showed his high quality of Franksmanship for the remainder of the day.
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