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Francoing-it 

The act in which one masturbates to a Franco
She couldn't stop francoing-it all night
Francoing-it by Iminlovewithfrancos November 27, 2013

Franchini bounce 

A discreet exit from a social setting without telling anyone where you are going.
::While in the middle of a volleyball game::

"Dude, where did Josh go? He said he was going to get a glass of water"

"Man that was like 5 hours ago. He totally pulled a Franchini bounce!"
Franchini bounce by SPedroPosse December 9, 2008

Francine 

Someone who is a sweet loving, kind girl and does everything and anything for her friends
Francine by TheDeffinition September 20, 2017

Franciny 

This person will change your life. She is the most admiring friend you can have. She will always be that person you can go to with everything and not have to worry about being judged. She's a hustler and a wifey that men crave. But don't take her for granted, once you do her wrong she will never look at you the same. She will for sure forgive but never forget. She's an amazing mom and will do anything for her kid. Let's not forget how emotional she can get even off of a chick flick so don't show her anything sentimental. Take her for a drink and you will have the best time of your life.
"Babyyyeee it's Franciny"
Franciny by callmeyasmin January 30, 2020

Francina 

Usually a really nice girl,and as a great sense of humor. Loves to see her friends happy and make them happy when they are sad. Has her sassy side but only shows it to people she doesn't like, does really date that often because she likes to be free,a nice person I general. Has a lot of emotions that aren't shown very well and she isn't good at talking about them.

Okay Francina
She's just like Francina, so nice
Francina by Rosselny November 10, 2017

FRANCOISED 

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave
Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...
FRANCOISED by Detective L October 27, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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