fourage 

An excessively long triage session

"That was the longest triage ever"
"Yeah, more like a fourage"

fourage by zenis19 October 22, 2013

foutrage 

\fˈau̇t-ˌrāj\
noun
1. a feeling of extreme anger because of something that is perceived as bad, hurtful, or morally wrong but when viewed in a rational context is really harmless, benign and insignificant.

2. a combination of the words False and Outrage used to describe unjustified anger or resentment over a petty issue.

Examples
* Starbucks received much negative criticism towards their minimalist redesign of the 2016 holiday cups. For those in the real world, the vitriol that ensued was nothing more than foutrage over a coffee cup.
*Fox News' annual portrayal of "the war on Christmas" is spun as a threat to Christianity but in reality it is merely manufactured foutrage for the purpose of delegitimizing anything that conflicts with their conservative agenda.

Origin: American English, from combining false- (fake, not true), outrage- (anger).
First use: 21st century

foutrage by Smedley Schmedley November 25, 2016

Forage 

To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...

Forage by Alfred F. July 30, 2007

foulage 

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

foulage by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Foragers 

People who support themselves by hunting wild animals and gathering wild edible plants and insects.

Modern foragers in the Kalahari Desert of southern Africa and the Ituri Forest of Central Africa derive the bulk of their day-to-day nourishment from wild vegetable foods.

Foragers by HistoryNerd94 November 8, 2010

Foragery

Something that is claimed to be the product of foraging, but was actually purchased, for example, at a grocery store.

Tom said he picked the wild greens on his hike, but actually got them at Whole Foods. The entire salad was a foragery.

Foragery by Fishbrane May 5, 2019

Foutrageous 

Foutrageous is the combination of the two adjectives Fucking and Outrageous to describe something epic. The purpose of such combination is for when you find yourself in the presence of toddlers and there is no other way to describe the subject you and your peers are discussing without using extreme profanity.

"Dude. . .see that gerbal trapper over there. . . Greg showed her what the angry pilgrim was yesterday."

"That's foutrageous!"

Foutrageous by keil36 April 30, 2010