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Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.
She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.
Forgettery by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

.foretheria 

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.foretheria by Amongusissussy December 27, 2021
A silly person who forgets everything.
My girlfriend is such a forgeter, she forgot my brother's name.
Forgeter by forgotme April 26, 2019

Forgetery 

I think we should put the memory of the time we spoke a little too loud about those people on the forgetery cause it was so bad.
Forgetery by xCHEEEEZZZx July 19, 2021

Drink forgeter 

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
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I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.
Drink forgeter by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008

clit licker forgetter 

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up
Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.