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Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
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One Four Three 

The numbers one, four and three referring to the amount of letters in each of the words, I Love You. A modern term of endearment common amongst adolescents.
Jeremiah: Ok, I'm heading off to bed now. Night.
Jovie: Night Jer, One Four Three!
Jeremiah: I love you too! Talk to you tomorrow.
One Four Three by MangoMooMoo April 9, 2009

P base four minus one 

If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.
I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."

One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.
Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.
One Four Heaven by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

four iron blocks one pumpkin head 

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head
villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

Four Seasons In One Day 

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned
My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day