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The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
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Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*
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Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
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Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
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To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.
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Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
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