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How did forts lose that
Forts by Rupforts May 3, 2021

Forts Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
Forts Syndrome by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010

arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.
As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?
arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts 

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.
Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
Flavor farts by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016