An unhealthy
obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the
present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite
graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal
case of Forts Syndrome. He
spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college
hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.