An unhealthy
obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories,
people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the
one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He
spent the entire night on Facebook
stalking his college hook-
ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.