/fort-stir/n. A Fortster is a sub-species of hipster which first surfaced circa early 2012 in Boise, Idaho. A Fortster is obsessed with and talks incessantly about the TreeFort Musical Festival as if it's the 2nd coming of Woodstock. Fortsters are the type to post the event on reddit months before the event's date in March even though redditors can't remember shit over 3 days old.
Ironically, Fortsters believe they are on the cutting edge of music culture when in fact TreeFort music is just folk-rock which has been around since at least the mid 1960s.
An intrepid youtuber could video countless Fortsters, asking them what they think about band X, Y or Z and a Forster would commence to rave for many seconds about band X, Y and Z even though no such band has ever existed. In other words, the need to feel hip is so powerful in a Fortster that they would lie to prove their hipness.
Ironically, Fortsters believe they are on the cutting edge of music culture when in fact TreeFort music is just folk-rock which has been around since at least the mid 1960s.
An intrepid youtuber could video countless Fortsters, asking them what they think about band X, Y or Z and a Forster would commence to rave for many seconds about band X, Y and Z even though no such band has ever existed. In other words, the need to feel hip is so powerful in a Fortster that they would lie to prove their hipness.
Interviewer: What do you think about The Anarctica Monkeys?
Fortster: I love them, they're my favorite indie band.
Fortster: I love them, they're my favorite indie band.
by Merriam Boise February 6, 2014
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Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
Get the Forstering About mug.A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.
by Connor Phlanges. October 18, 2010
Get the Kyle Forster mug.Floch Forster is a character in the japanese series Attack on Titan and the Leader of the unfathomably based Yeagerist faction. His most defining traits are his patriotism, insane determination and absolute basedness in general.
Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.
Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.
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Floch Forster is a character from the Anime/Manga Attack on Titan. He is the de-facto leader of the Yeagerists and one of the most human, realistic and bravest characters in the show. He is known for being resilient, determined, his undying loyalty and brutal honesty, not shying away from truth-bombing his fellow comrades and captain during a memorial. He is such an amazing character that he revokes powerful reactions from the viewers, he’s either hated or loved.
"People still don't stan Floch Forster in 2020?"
"Nope, they still hate him for being mean to Armeme.
"Nope, they still hate him for being mean to Armeme.
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