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Forts

Carried by chubz and Zykic (Pr after chubz quits ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰)
Forts is retarded

Forts cannot do anything without chubz and Zykic
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Forts

Carried by chubz and Zykic (forts or after chubz quits ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰)
Forts is washed
How did forts lose that
by Rupforts May 3, 2021
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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.
As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?
by Chas501 April 26, 2016
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fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
by Absolom24 December 31, 2013
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Squeaker farts

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
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Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.
Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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