An unhealthy
obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from
college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than
the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his
college hook-
ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.