An
unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in
the present. Symptoms include constant
reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come
down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on
Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text
messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.