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Fortmonth 

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.
It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.
Fortmonth by Gene Damian July 3, 2011

Fortmonth 

Derived from "fortnight (2 weeks)" and "month," meaning a period of 14 months.
Theodore, you've been a drifter for nary a fortmonth.
Fortmonth by garfieldsrs March 27, 2023
When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.
"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."
Footmouth by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Fartmouth 

A twin city to Dartmouth
May also refer to Fartmouth College
Jimmy calls himself an ivy league trained plumber. He went to Fartmouth.
Fartmouth by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Fartmouth 

One whose mouth is constantly farted into, and who therefore has farty breath. To make matters worse, people like this tend to insist on talking loudly and constantly.
After that fartmouth got done yelling about child support for two hours, the entire room smelled like a big giant fart.
Fartmouth by hjgdshafgyewh November 27, 2010
A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection
"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"
footmouth by CLETUS HOOD June 10, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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