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fortminute 

The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".
I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!
fortminute by Cygnusx2 August 21, 2011
Related Words

fortinite 

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar
I play fortinite with the boys
fortinite by ULikeThat February 4, 2018

Fortninte 

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.
"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"
Fortninte by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021

Fortinite 

When your dumbass can't spell fortnite correctly
It's fortnite, not fortinite
Fortinite by Cannonball9000 June 2, 2023

fortinite 

a cuter spelling of fortnite, the popular battle royale game. do NOT search "hop on fortinite" in ze gif section!
bright: hop on fortinite 💅🏼
mary: ok hold on... *starts carrying like a gigachad*
fortinite by daddy bright December 29, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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