fortminute 

A fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. A fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.

Sir, could I pardon you for the time?
Of course lad. It's a fortminute till 5.
Righto!

fortminute by Neffizzle July 11, 2009

fortminute 

The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".

I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!

fortminute by Cygnusx2 August 21, 2011

fortinite 

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar

I play fortinite with the boys

fortinite by ULikeThat February 4, 2018

Fortninte 

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.

"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"

Fortninte by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021

Fortinite 

When your dumbass can't spell fortnite correctly

It's fortnite, not fortinite

Fortinite by Cannonball9000 June 2, 2023

fortinite 

a cuter spelling of fortnite, the popular battle royale game. do NOT search "hop on fortinite" in ze gif section!

bright: hop on fortinite 💅🏼
mary: ok hold on... *starts carrying like a gigachad*

fortinite by daddy bright December 29, 2023