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fortminute 

A fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. A fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.
Sir, could I pardon you for the time?
Of course lad. It's a fortminute till 5.
Righto!
fortminute by Neffizzle July 11, 2009
Words you can keep

fortminute 

The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".
I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!
fortminute by Cygnusx2 August 21, 2011

fortinite 

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar
I play fortinite with the boys
fortinite by ULikeThat February 4, 2018

Fortninte 

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.
"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"
Fortninte by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021

Fortinite 

When your dumbass can't spell fortnite correctly
It's fortnite, not fortinite
Fortinite by Cannonball9000 June 2, 2023

fortinite 

a cuter spelling of fortnite, the popular battle royale game. do NOT search "hop on fortinite" in ze gif section!
bright: hop on fortinite 💅🏼
mary: ok hold on... *starts carrying like a gigachad*
fortinite by daddy bright December 29, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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