fortminute 

A fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. A fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.

Sir, could I pardon you for the time?
Of course lad. It's a fortminute till 5.
Righto!

fortminute by Neffizzle July 11, 2009

fortminute 

The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".

I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!

fortminute by Cygnusx2 August 21, 2011

fortinite 

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar

I play fortinite with the boys

fortinite by ULikeThat February 4, 2018

Fortninte 

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.

"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"

Fortninte by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021

Fortinite 

When your dumbass can't spell fortnite correctly

It's fortnite, not fortinite

Fortinite by Cannonball9000 June 2, 2023

fortinite 

a cuter spelling of fortnite, the popular battle royale game. do NOT search "hop on fortinite" in ze gif section!

bright: hop on fortinite 💅🏼
mary: ok hold on... *starts carrying like a gigachad*

fortinite by daddy bright December 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005